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Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.
JuanIsn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”
by The greatest ever June 19, 2021
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Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Carl

A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
Carl? yeah he's cute
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021
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She-Carl

A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends
oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer
by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025
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carl-axel

A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.

In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.

I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
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carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.
Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.
by Hector Blap October 3, 2015
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