V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

by Charles andrew July 3, 2014

credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2016

Uno reverse card

The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god

Your best friends mom

(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)

Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"

Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*

Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*

Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*

Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*

Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)

Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*

Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*

by HighSchoolerJuuler December 1, 2019

You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.

1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.

by spootyhead July 31, 2016

v-card

Card that someone who is a virgin holds. It is then lost after their first experience of inercourse.

I heard that girl lost her v-card at the party last night.

by ohmywrd May 17, 2009