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Canehdian

Someone who is not Candian, but wants to believe and/or proclaim that they are.
I have a confession...I'm Canehdian, that's why I love hockey so much.
by Hockeyphile April 3, 2011
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Candy Cane

When a white person is cutting their wrist and the redness of the cuts on their white skin resembles a candy cane
Sam: "Yo did you see that girl over there? I think she had candy cane marks."
Kiah: "Yeah I saw them too, she needs help."
by gizzycane April 21, 2018
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Russian candy cane

The act of receiving oral sex from a girl. When the male climaxes, he pulls the penis out of the mouth and ejaculates on the female's face. Then, he punches her in the nose hard enough to draw blood. The white and red mix for a Russian candy cane.
I just gave that girl a mean Russian candy cane.
by BDG March 12, 2003
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cape

military slang for:
Corrective
Action thru
Physical
Exercise

see 'smoked'
pvt1:Drill sgt Delcourt is gunna cape the fuck outta us!
pvt2:yeah, were all gunna get smoked like blunts.
by rocketman_2004 August 23, 2005
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Cape Breton

A small island on the East Coast of Canada, infested with senior citizens.

Not really mcuh to do there, unless you are so inclined to go drinking every other night or pop stolen prescription drugs (oxycotins). In the summer, you can't even go swimming really casue most of the beaches are closed due to contamination.

The people, while nice, are a little hypocritical. They like to harp on about how the gov't screws them and owes them this and that, but don't mind sitting at home collecting
pogey 10mths at a time, in between dash and grabs to Alberta.

Claim to be the friendlist place in Canada, and yea it is to an extent, but you will find that all of Atlantic Canada is friendly on pretty much the same level, including Newfoundland.

They kind of have a delusioned view on how the rest of Canada views them. They think they are cuddly and everyone loves them, but in reality most people (esp. Ontario west) think they are a bunch of lazy fuckwads who dont want to work, sorry guys if that sounds harsh, but thats how it is (I've seen it)

Lastly, if you are from Halifax, heaven forbid you mention that while you are visiting there or live there I lived there for 3 years, and once I revealed I was from Halifax, I was the brunt end of ignorant treatment and spite. This most likely has to do with the rediculous inferiority complex that most Capers have for Halifax, truth be told, most Halegonians don't give a shit about you unless they are
related to you (sorry)
Cape Breton, It's an Ok place, but I'm glad I don't live there anymore.
by The Mad Hatter 55 June 13, 2009
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canned

adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.
OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED
by jei1118 April 2, 2010
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ass cape

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
by butt ticker January 14, 2010
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