Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Canadian waterslide

Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.

My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present

by fagorcultured May 5, 2016

canadian headbutt

When you headbutt someone in the dick, with your mouth, repeatedly.

Shut up before i give you a Canadian Headbutt!

by SWOLLTRAIN June 4, 2020

Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020

Canadian pipebomb

When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.

Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."

by AdamTheHamDestroyer69 December 15, 2022

Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong

Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W

by Mortal kito January 27, 2023