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perris california

A bunch of wannabe gang bangers and shit hip-hop artists. That have no talent and rap about drugs and are failures in life.
Hey let’s go to perris california?
No that’s fucking gay
by ur fucken mom April 5, 2021
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Montclair, California

Located in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit.
Woman - so where do you stay?
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?

Woman - ooh ok...
by Cat Nipples September 4, 2018
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Carlitos

A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.
Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.
by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010
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California

California was one of the best place in America, if not the world, still is. Ever since Grey Davis was in, he had approved abundant of funding that were what lead us to here today. We got used to the huge amount of funding from the state, and hereafter we do not wish to lose them. With the enormous amount of debts that California is finally in, we still would not like to have some of the funding to be cut and taxes not to be raised.

Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot be judged for not doing anything. He had no choice but to cut funding to make up the small proportions of the debts that we owe. Most of the Californians do not wish to have the taxes increase and eliminate some of the funding; the people in the Sacramento will not be able to do anything.

California once again become proper and free of debt. Good luck to the troops in oversea. George W. Bush needs to start thinking of a way to help United States than sending our beloved troops out to save other lives. God blesses America and the World.
Steven: There is still hope for California.
Keith: I love California, the beaches, etc.
Arnold: We are in serious trouble...no raising taxes, no cutting funding. What the hell am I suppose to do?
Davis: Keep passing the bills!
G Bush: Next up on, Canada. Oh wait...shhh....
by Ahkihiro July 26, 2008
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california

I live in California. I don't surf, I hate rap music, I went to LA once, and it sucked, Hollywood is overrated, the weather is NOT perfect, I only went to the beach once in my life and I hated it, YES, the governor sucks, no, not all the people are "hot" (thats total bullshit. People always say the people are ALL hot whenever they write a definition about their state.), the schools were good until Arnold(governor) went and took all the money; there are hicks here, there are PLENTY of stupid people, but an equal amount of intelligent people as well, I have lived here all my life, and have only felt two earthquakes, and California isn't going to sink into the ocean anytime soon. However, if you look past all this, California really isn't all that bad of a place to live. It just takes the most shit from other states.
Just a state with lots of people and a dumb governor.
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CaLiForniA

it has been said that when you have been driven out of every where else just cause you are you ..that you find your self in California, and with the Pacific ocean to your back and beautiful California in front of you ...then you can take on the world..all of it..
California is my home..Colorado is not..
by DaynaS May 24, 2008
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California Fake Out

california fake out: while having sex, spit on the womans back when you are about to climax. Than when she turns around to smile at you, cum all over her face
when you have sex with a girl you spit on her back when you are about to cum then she turns around to look at u and then you jizz on her face. thats a california fake out
by extaski November 6, 2007
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