Connor and Lilianna

Connor and Lilianna are the perfect couple. They new that from the second they laid eyes on eachother they new they were going to be together. Connor wanted her so bad and Lilianna wanted him so bad. Every time they walk past eachother all they want to do is grab one another. They will be together forever. Each one of them are very dirty minded, but even more when they talk to eachother. They wish they could be with eahother minute after minute and hour after hour. If you ever have a couple that you know of that have names that are Connor and Lilianna, you know what’s going on ;)

“Connor and Lilianna, the perfect couple.”
“I know right?!”

“I wish I could get as down and as dirty as them.”

“God I want that so bad too.”

by imtheshit June 6, 2018

Connor

Connor, the father of all autism.
Usually makes a worm hole in electronic devices to shove his worm dick in there because deep down he knows he could never please a living being.
Gets his jokes from Alexa and other sources of lame comedy.

Will make you resent the word "cool"

In short Connor means: Someone who is an autistic wreck.

But please note - Be kind to Connor in April, as April is autism awareness month, it isn't his fault.

Connor is the definition of autism.

by GuideToNames November 17, 2018

Connor

That bitch takes all the food in your house. Connors are fat, mean, and a jerk. Connors have small dick normally about 2.3in, you will be lucky if he has a 2.4in cack.

“Wow Connor you’re fat and you have a small dick” said jack
“Don’t laugh” said Connor”

by Connor123531567 December 3, 2018

Connor

A sweaty motherfucker who is a virgin for life

Woah Connor is so sweaty at Fortnite

by Conner harrisonthingy December 9, 2018

Connor

Small dick

Girl 1: I slept with that guy last night
Girl 2: Wow, how was it?
Girl 1: Not great, he's a connor

by Adolf Fopdoodle February 26, 2019

Connor

Fat cunt with no life. He’s ginger

Connor is fat

by CookieMoop May 8, 2020

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.

Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020