congbong

To congbong, a verb in the infinitive form. One is congbonging when they are simoultaniously using a drum and somebody's head to tap out a rhythm. Usually a catchy samba beat, hints of Raggae have been heard in the world of congbonging.

"Listen to Supat congbong! He's audacious!"

by Will October 17, 2004

congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

CONGRAPSLOCK

to express extreme happiness for someone's good fortune. Used either to describe actual all-capped sentiment, or to rag on someone's use of all caps.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RAISE!

Easy on the congrapslock there, friend.

by writerish January 16, 2012

Congregation

The regulars (see alcoholics) at your local bar or pub.

(After being recognized twice in one week)
Regular #1: Weren't you here on Tuesday?
Regular #2: Welcome to the congregation.

by robswift127 May 19, 2015

congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

by twed April 23, 2004