kpop closet

when somebody’s clearly into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“i could see her eyes light up slightly when jimin hit that high note, but unfortunately she’s still in the kpop closet”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

clean out one's closet

(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").

"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

shit closet

A clever synonym for butthole.

JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?

Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway

by Jyarsse December 16, 2006

rainbow in the closet

someone who is gay and won't admit it.

branden is a rainbow in the closet

by dj squig April 30, 2006