Calus

Daddy calus was found to be a robot in the leviathan raid
the guardians will find the real calus
all be it his dead decomposing egregore ridden body
Daddy calus will never dissapoint

Calus looks like a ballsack
Calus is a fake ballsack

by morbinmogus May 30, 2022

Causjdbvdhsjsnsbdissbsbskksns

When you need to take a big shit but it was diahriah instead.

Dude yesterday I Causjdbvdhsjsnsbdissbsbskksns and my mom got super mad.

by Bigdawgss November 5, 2022

Causti

The act of taking a random person over 50 and forcing them to kiss a minor.

What are you doing tonight?
I think I'm going to causti someone at the daycare.

by causti June 8, 2023

Chaustin

A significantly hairy man who masturbates too frequently

That Chaustin is always jerkin it

by kNoLxve August 9, 2023

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

root-causism

The pseudo-profound idea that every social ill is a symptom of some deep moral sickness and can never be mitigated by simplistic treatments which fail to cure the gangrene at the core.

Smith wrote in 1986 that nothing could be done about violent crime in America, because violent crime was woven into the fabric of a violent American society. The fact that violent crime has declined massively since then shows that he was engaging in root-causism.

by LordSlonborg July 24, 2018

Oakland clamshell

An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.

Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!

Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.

Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!

by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019