windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.

My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night

by Internal Revolution August 25, 2015

Chicago Leprechauns

When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!

We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!

by Joosey August 28, 2025

Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024

chicago line

A Chicago line is where a group (5people +) sit in a circle and pass 2-4 blunts. It's something commonly done at parties, and can get you really high.

Person1: Yo, did ou get high in that Chicago line last night ?
Person2: Yeah, all 6 of us did. It was pretty dank.

by MouthyGal420420 June 18, 2016

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

Chicago Chili Bucket

When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown

“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”

by Syntex March 5, 2024

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021