jonas brothers

1. the worst musicians ever to hit planet earth.

2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.

hannah montana is almost as bad as the jonas brothers.

by SHUTYOURMOUTHANDOPENYOURMIND February 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands in history. Their main fan base consists of 12-16 year old girls who only like them because of their "pretty boy" good looks, which is lucky for them, because without their looks they would never have become so successful because their music is pile of steaming shit.

Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.

Paul: Hey theres a Jonas Brothers concert on next week. Wanna go see it?

John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.

by jonas brothers suck balls October 31, 2008

jonas brothers

aka the jonas lovers

the jonas brothers suck each others dicks all night long. Hence the title of "Lovers" is bestowed upon them.

by which name hasn't been used December 15, 2008

I love you like a brother

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.

Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.

by raee.xx October 25, 2008

brotha

What Dog the Bounty Hunter says after every sentence. (He means it in a religious sense)

(ridin' in Dog's van.....)
Dog: "Were goin' to take you to jail now you gotta promise to stay clean, brotha."
Stoner: "K man...."
Dog: "Amen, brotha."

by K8 B November 19, 2006

e-skimo brothers

When two bros acknowledge having been intimate with the same girl in an online setting/ participated in a long distance online relationship with the same girl and remain on good terms.

Pronounced EE-skimo

This girl phone sexed both Sam and I last night, so I guess we’re e-skimo brothers now

by Eezy243 June 8, 2019

The Jonas Brothers

Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.

The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.

by LameMuch? February 16, 2009