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cucumber breath

Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."

It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."

crazy frog with bad breath 

someone with a bald head and big eyes who's breath smells really bad
"hey that guy over there looks like a Crazy frog"

"i know i just went to talk with him and his breath stinks of shit, take some mints, he's the crazy frog with bad breath"

cock breath 

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.
What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?
cock breath by Jebus January 26, 2005

Hot Breath Oven (HBO) 

When one's breath smells as if small rodents and boofonky have been roasting inside. Creating a Hot Breath Oven (HBO)
Person 1: HO MAH LAWD! Did you smell that librarian's breath?!

Person: YES! My goodness. It was was smelling like Hot Breath Oven (HBO)!

Pussy breath 

When a girl's pussy stank
Guy:pulls down girls pants
Girl's pussy:stanks
Guy:damn that's some bad pussy breath

Merkin breath 

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.
Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath