Whore's Breakfast 

A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.

Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.

Whore's Breakfast by palmdoggy April 5, 2017

American breakfast 

An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.

I sucked that clingfilm dry of american breakfast this morning

American breakfast by Kingo February 22, 2008

portages breakfast 

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

portages breakfast by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Texas Breakfast 

While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.

I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.

Texas Breakfast by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018

Ukranian Breakfast 

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

Ukranian Breakfast by pringlekid March 29, 2010

full breakfast

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)

Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger

full breakfast by tonigreen July 18, 2008

Midnight Breakfast 

A special meal during Finals Week at Middlebury College (and perhaps other schools), served at midnight, that consists of typical breakfast food. It lifts the mood of stressed, tired and hungry students who need something to keep them going.

Eating Midnight Breakfast made me feel a little better about tomorrow's chemistry exam.

Midnight Breakfast by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010