American breakfast

An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.

I sucked that clingfilm dry of american breakfast this morning

by Kingo February 22, 2008

portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Texas Breakfast

While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.

I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.

by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018

Ukranian Breakfast

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

by pringlekid March 29, 2010

full breakfast

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)

Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger

by tonigreen July 18, 2008

Midnight Breakfast

A special meal during Finals Week at Middlebury College (and perhaps other schools), served at midnight, that consists of typical breakfast food. It lifts the mood of stressed, tired and hungry students who need something to keep them going.

Eating Midnight Breakfast made me feel a little better about tomorrow's chemistry exam.

by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010

man breakfast

The ultimate male culinary delight.

The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread

Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.

The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.

Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!

Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!

by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006