Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.
by saru that flies February 8, 2014
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I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
by erkod March 5, 2017
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A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.
by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020
Get the Irish Breakfast mug.Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
by No name nixon March 2, 2019
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"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"
"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."
"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."
by akb123 August 21, 2008
Get the Breakfast Nook mug.you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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