Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

Maybe My Boogers Smell

When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers

*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?

by Mordertier January 4, 2024

booger

josh F

He is a booger
who is?
josh F

by gayest straight guy April 5, 2022

Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024

Baby Boogers

When you nut in someone’s nose

Lmao I just gave you a shiesty case of baby boogers

by Cornelius Randy September 29, 2022

BOOGER SUGAR

Another name for cocaine

Paul is a decent guy,dont drink or smoke,but he does a bit of booger sugar on occasion.

by Stinkfingerz February 21, 2018