spack badge

a disabled persons parking permit:most usually a retard of some sort. allows the spack to park wherever the fuck they want. shud be made illegal.

i got thrown out of that spot cos this retard was flashin his spack badge!!!

by spack January 6, 2004

red badge

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

Honey Badger

Honey Badger is a nickname given to the Kansas State Wildcats quarterback Collin Klein. The reason for said nickname is Collin Klein goes through every game getting his arms ripped open and blood rushing out, he gets pummeled hard when running the ball, and most recently getting stepped on by one of OU players. Even with all of this he gets back up and acts like nothing is wrong and plays a solid game. He is Honey Badger and he Don't Care.

K-State Fan #1: Did you see that game last night?
K-State Fan #2: Yeah, Honey Badger was on fire.

by WildcatManEMAW November 5, 2011

honey badger

Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.

OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!

by EGBIGFAN! June 13, 2012

red badge of courage

when you eat out a chick who is on her period, knowingly or unknowingly

my roommate got wasted on his b-day and comes out of his room with light blue boxer shorts with blood crusted around the dickhole of the garment. I asked him, "dude, is your dick bleeding?" He relpies, "No that chick I fucked must have been on her period. Oh no, I must have eaten her out", with a horrish face.

by Squirleygirl March 13, 2004