cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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beach-Clothes

A cheap crap shirt that consists of one primary colour covering the whole shirt with no brand names, something a small medium build,chipped toothed with facial hair kid would wear to the beach.
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by Renton October 24, 2003
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raking the beach

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex. Its not a good feeling at times.
He slapped his girlfriend when she started raking the beach.
by Nicky April 22, 2005
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Surfside Beach

1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.
Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!
by ojeezleweez March 03, 2009
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beach chicken

quoting a commentary by a female d.j. on a local classic rock station, "there are these young kids, like twelve years old, who go to the beach and give head to older guys"
Jay and Steve went over to the beach looking to get some beach chicken.
by B-Max August 15, 2006
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Beach Dick

The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!
Hey fatass,look at beach dick...his headphones are nice.
by JesseHawk November 22, 2006
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