Battyclaat

An object that you wipe your butt/bottom with. Usually found in a kitchen. Battyclaat is made out of cotton and clay.

Can you pass me the Battyclaat please?

by Eternal Despair January 11, 2021

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford. Crouch has since risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him. It is believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

Barty Crouch told me to vote for Tom Riddle in the OUSU Presidential elections. He said if I didn't, an army of imperiused muggles would "punch me 'til I bleed"

by Johnty12 December 7, 2009

Battarrhea

The sudden evacuation of a battery's power. The battery runs out at an unusual and unpleasant pace.

Man... I just got bad battarrhea. It literally just ran out!

by MAZE12 June 17, 2011

batteriea

when you shit batteries

"the other day I had some mad batteriea"

by bigmonkeywoman March 31, 2013

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012

battery nipples

when your nipples look like the end of a battery. The Positive end.

Guy 1: Hey you know jasmine?
Guy 2: Thick jasmine?
Guy 1: NO, Battery nipples Jasmine
Guy 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH... Like the end of a battery?
Guy 1: DUH

by Anal Cherry Herpes. July 3, 2016