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Bath Salts

An adjective describing an individual who displays signs of aggression as well as delusion. Synonyms include mental, batshit crazy, and Rick Santorum, among others.
'That dude was totally bath salts.'
'Dude, have you gone all bath salts on me?'
by Jonny Rollins November 11, 2012
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Bird Bath

Done mainly in clubs, a male pulls out his nuts and stretches them to hold a liquid. He then buys the women a drink and pours it in his newly made "Bird Bath". The women drinks and the man has found a new mate.
I decided to try the Bird Bath and I can't believe it, I was fucking her the next hour!!
by Puddy Tat May 3, 2005
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Bird bath

This is the act of bringing a female into the restroom, (stall preferably, if not that's okay) then bending her over, while fucking her, shoving her head in the toilet making her arms wave and flap around like a bird.
I took Ashley into her bathroom and I gave her a bird bath.
by Capacious Ignatious September 15, 2011
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Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh
by shearer June 17, 2003
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ball bath

Placing your balls in a chick's mouth and then urinating all over her face. When finished, wipe balls across her face like a wash cloth.
Shorty received a ball bath after enjoying a warm chili dog.
by nate diamond April 1, 2008
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bead bath

A sexual act in which the woman inserts anal beads into the man's anus and then after letting it stay there for a while, yanks it out, allowing the man's feces to fall all over the bed. Once the feces' are there the woman then rolls around on them and fills her body with the man's feces. The man then has sexual intercourse with her.
After Angela had a bead bath, she could not take off the smell of shit out of her body for a whole week!
by doralover20 August 12, 2009
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hookers bath

A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.
"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"
by westsiiide January 18, 2005
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