Barney

A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.

Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.

by ihatebarney August 2, 2011

Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

Barnst

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Barnst is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear. Also known as 'Banter'. Believed to have originated from the a small town in rural Devon, UK... Barnstaple

"Oi! you stole my descriptive term for the word banter,"

"Haha!!! Good Barnst"

by Jimbobsquarepants October 6, 2012

Barney Satan

The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.

Jacob is such a barney satan

by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

barney conner

Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!

That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!

by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016

Barney the Dino

A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.

Barney the Dino is not good with children.

by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020