filthy bastard

A dirty person

Wash your hands you filthy bastard

by Squidy beth December 15, 2013

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

ass bastard

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

by Dody Bush December 11, 2008

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010