The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
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