The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
by TheChocolateAnimalCracker April 24, 2012
Similar to switcheroo, when you’re engaging in doggy style sex and you pull out of vaginal intercourse and enter into anal intercourse.
My wife and I were going at it, and as you all know she loves it from behind, and well...i pulled out and gave her the ole switcherpoo
Harold: “Hey honey, what do you say we try the ole switcherpoo tonight?”
Linda: “Hot dog, I’m game!”
Harold: “Hey honey, what do you say we try the ole switcherpoo tonight?”
Linda: “Hot dog, I’m game!”
by TheChocolateAnimalCracker June 17, 2020