Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016

australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...

by Bassman150 December 6, 2016

Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

by Franderson March 18, 2017

Australian Koala Hug

When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent

Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it

Person 2: No way bro!

by SapphireQueen42 September 1, 2017

australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.

Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.

by yungwhiteblack September 29, 2017

Australia

One Word: Crikey

Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....

by Greenm8 February 10, 2018

Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

by Mail lady Pat May 6, 2018