apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

apple bottom

Apple Bottom - a relatively large, round shapely bottom.

Apple Bottom Jeans are great for women who pack extra from behind.

by NiKeisha March 20, 2007

apple bottom

a big behind apple shaped bigg booty and real big nice but big not sloppy

wow! look at that apple bottom!

by female balla December 14, 2003

Apple

1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.

Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad?
Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up! Who would want them?

by littlemonster222 January 10, 2011

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

apple box

Film industry slang term for any of the variously-sized tough wooden boxes used in movie production, which all have the same length and width dimensions, but are of various heights. Sizes include and are called, full apple, half apple, quarter apple, and pancake.

I had to stand on an apple box to be able to read the top of that light stand.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005