Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

by starkiiies July 26, 2017

albert and roberta

the cutest couple ever. end of story (:

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.

by love1234XD June 12, 2009

algerians

go to google and type 'wet poop urban dictionary' and click on the first link.

i ate so much indian food that it gave me algerians.

by FlyMuzzy July 11, 2018

King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

ALGERIANISM

Overglorified patriotism and false pride that makes you believe that your Algerian region/race is special, better and not equal to any other race/region.. whether it's Algerian or from any other nation.

Salim: --حنا لي زالجيريان فو
Imad: NIGGA CUT THE CRAP YOU'RE JUST HIGH ON ALGERIANISM

by i.madvillain December 20, 2016

algerians

go to google, type 'wet poop urban dictionry' and click on the first link.

tunisian food is so spicey that it gives you algerians for a week.

by FlyMuzzy July 11, 2018