Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 8, 2020

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Garner

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

aaron.#8295

very handsome , muscular and charming

owns obyn greenfoot plush

omg aaron.#8295 is so very handsome , muscular and charming

by aaronisawesomer April 25, 2022

Aaron bonilla

Mean to be with a girl named Brandi forever because he cares abt her

Aaron bonilla and Brandi look so cute together

by Aaron bonilla December 31, 2021

Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.

Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021