attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

Lobster Attack

When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"

Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.

female - "WTF?!"

male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

Mac Attack

n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.

"Did you hear about Jim?"

"No. What happened?"

"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."

by Last Pseudonym Available April 29, 2009

Fart Attack

(n). When someone farts a really big fart.

I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.

by cafeeenovrlode May 7, 2009

Sack Attack

The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping, shoving them in her mouth

Stupid whore wouldn't let me give her the shocker so i gave her the sack attack that night

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.

He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."

by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006

strap attack

When one or several strap on dildos are used to totally destroy an ass, pussy or both. This can include one person or many recipients of a dildo orgy.

"Yeah girlfriend me and Tonya really went to town on that ass. An all out strap attack. That bitch must have popped a multi orgasm cherry we beat that ass up so bad."

by droppinin August 8, 2008