ashley

short, funny, amazing, sweet girl wh would never let you down. she cares for alot of people, but once she thinks she has found the right man, she wont settle for less than he is. never turn down a chance with an ashley. you'll regret it in the long run. ashleys are different from most girls. they are the girls u spend alot of time wondering if you love them. they are the confusing girls. and ashley's cannot wait forever. take a chance to love one, you wont regret it.

nick- have u heard about ashley?
alex- yeah she is like amazing in everiway. and she doesnt sseem to have a love life..hard to believe.
nick- i wouldnt pass that along.

by how does it happen?<3 tightone May 16, 2009

ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005

ashley

a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her

by Starsaurr October 23, 2007

Space Asshole

1. A being or person whose extraterrestrial exploits end in negative results for those around them within their interpersonal relationships.

2. That person who cuts you off quickly from a parking space you obviously were going for before them.

"Darth Vader is the biggest Space Asshole ever, Bigger than Xenu, Cylons, Q, The Borg, and Zorak combined! I mean the guy starts a dictatorship, abuses his pregnant wife, kills children, cuts off his own son's hand, chokes people With His Mind, holds his daughters planet hostage for information, then blows it up anyway. What a Space Asshole"

by Premier122 July 6, 2008

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.

I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.

by prettyboyswaqq814 July 25, 2012

Ashley

Okay Okay....let's say this because someone had to

Ashley is this bubbly energy she is energetic and she is one of a kind

She is beautiful, okay Ashley your are motherfing beautiful and anyone who thinks less is terrible, there are people in this world who just bring others down because they have no way to bring themselves up.

Don't worry about your glow up, Ashley Ashley, don't ever worry because I know it's gonna happen and sis when it does, I am gonna be right here

Ashley

by S.A.V.A.G.E April 28, 2020

asshole tax

a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.

"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."

by jake l. September 5, 2005