I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 09, 2008
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We need cash

A Youtube Shorts trend that was popular in mid-July 2023. As the title suggests, it was a trend acting out a conversation between a group of two or more people discussing how they will earn money. Obviously, the conversation opened with the words, "We need cash. What happened to our stash?" It was performed by some mid Youtubers such as: Ian Mid, Midria and Bill, MidTeeShirt, Kelsi Mid and more. The trend made 10 people across all first world countries laugh, Most of them being in America. The first video i could find with this name was posted by AquaTown on the 3 June 2023, featuring PNGs of cute white cats acting out the events.
P1 We need cash.
P2 What happened to our stash?
P3 Bro, you have problems.
by Shocktospecter August 14, 2023
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I need that!

Said when wanting to fight someone. Prison slang.
As the inmate got ready to fight, he asserted, “ I need that!”, while taking off his shirt.
by Epozar April 22, 2021
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i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass
bela ass a bitch i need that
by asianbaddie23 January 27, 2025
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Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).
Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.
by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021
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needing to pee after orgasming
i had a feeling of needing to pee after orgasming
by stbbbkvfukde February 18, 2025
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