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All of my social media strategy blueprints and media work are "made to order" and I am very adaptable to any kind of situations that my clients may present to my company. I look forward to creating innovative and cutting edge media applications to propel my clients to the "next level" in their online and social media marketing ventures.
Specialties: Radio Broadcasting, Video Production, Internet Media, RSS Feed cross-populating, Viral Marketing, Social Media Integration.
I teach people how to truly change their stories, internally and externally, through video, through social media and fueled by the knowledge that Happiness is only a re-write away™
My company Red River Productions specializes in media creation and integration of that media into social media marketing strategies for small, medium and large size businesses, helping them maximized their Viral/Cross Populating Marketing campaigns.
All of my social media strategy blueprints and media work are "made to order" and I am very adaptable to any kind of situations that my clients may present to my company. I look forward to creating innovative and cutting edge media applications to propel my clients to the "next level" in their online and social media marketing ventures.
Specialties: Radio Broadcasting, Video Production, Internet Media, RSS Feed cross-populating, Viral Marketing, Social Media Integration.
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