Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.
by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
by theironavenger September 18, 2009
A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.
by Nick Cusa September 23, 2006
by cze July 20, 2005
Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.
Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
by Sarah April 01, 2004
by whatever 33 January 23, 2008