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The non-official official pronoun referring to any person of ANY gender. Unlike he and she, this word does not need a possessive pronoun form (such as his or her). Rather, the pronoun 'soome' simply carries an 's or s' to the word to create the singular or plural possessive pronoun, respectively. Completely bypasses the requirement for a gender-specific pronoun. Use as freely you would like. :D
Linguistically Outdated Man: Who is she?
Linguistically Outdated Woman: You mean he.
Politically Incorrect Guy: Nuh-uh, that woman is just a dyke.
Lesbian Chick: Why so slang? That dude is just a homo-sexual.
Traditional Elderly Priest: Your lustful,carnal passions shall be the cause of your damnation!
Tran-sexual Man 'on his heat': Whatever you old man. That man is mine!
Bi-sexual Girl: Guy or girl, still cute. ^_^
Pan-sexual Man: Ya, It doesn't matter. Still would bang
Omni-Sexual Person: Foursome...Way?
Toaster: 'Pling!'
Asexual Platonic Person: Not interested.

Androgynous Person (thinking): or soome would be nice as well...
Soome by rndmcmx January 4, 2017

Soome soundcheck

𝘏ää𝘭𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘢: 𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘯-𝘵š𝘦𝘬𝘬

Kui on hea leil ja sa lööd saunas sõbramehele lahtise käega vastu kanni akustika huvides.
Pekka: Pasi kle ega siin kerise taga spioone ei ole?
Pasi: *lööb Pekkal kanni roosaks* Ei ole.

Ehe näide “Soome soundcheck”-ist
Soome soundcheck by Sami Pehkunen January 9, 2026

plantin’ some onion 

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.
Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.
some sort of idiot by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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