minor. like a tiny sibling I would leave outside on someone elses door step and buy thenm back for 2 dollhairs and uno candy, he's so swag
he's also gay as hell he likes leon moaning in dbd a lot, A LOT.
he's also gay as hell he likes leon moaning in dbd a lot, A LOT.
jamie is a minor
by kibbl October 23, 2022
Get the Jamiemug. by Coventry mafia November 23, 2021
Get the Jamie smithmug. by New Bic September 19, 2023
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is the name of a mystical species called "The Wild Jam". She is Italian who can look Mexican, is half black, an American citizen, and shares many traits with South Korean men. Her body morphs into one South Korean man each month, this month is Park Jimin and I.M. She is an amazing artist and her singing voice is like pure honey. Her hair is fabulous and eyebrows on fleek. She's really soft too, and literally knows nothing about reproductive systems. She may look cold on the outside but is extremely welcoming after you get to know her. Of course this doesn't stop her from kicking someone's ass if they mess with her or her friends. Jamie's are also blessed with extreme beauty and such caring and attractive personalities, but cursed with negative thoughts hat make them look away from this. Truly an amazing best friend and if you see her in the school hallway, don't be afraid to make friends with her! She'll give you a lifetime of happiness and fun
Mark: Woah that Jamie is pretty cute
David: Yeah, I wish I was brave enough to talk to her
*in the background*
Jamie: I mean I don't look THAT nice-
Her angry Filipino mom and friends: JAMIE JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT-
David: Yeah, I wish I was brave enough to talk to her
*in the background*
Jamie: I mean I don't look THAT nice-
Her angry Filipino mom and friends: JAMIE JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT-
by assmuffinthethird February 8, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is an amazing person. If you meet a Jamie she’s probably Asian but she is really nice and funny and sounds like an Anime Girl. If you find a Jamie you should be her friend, but she cusses a lot once you get to know her
Me: is that Jamie my best friend
by The fake gay guy September 26, 2019
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie Dornan is a guy who will literally stole your heart after you see him for 0,0001 second.
he is known for his roles in Fifty Shades movie as Christian Grey.
fun fact: HE'S SUPER HOT AND CHARMING (If you disagree, it means you haven't watch 50 Shades)
he have tons of funny story to tell you and graham norton loves him a lot.
once glued a fake hair to his "nut" (sometimes he's stupid but who cares? COZ HE'S SO HOT)
has 3 little girl, 2 older sister (one of them used to beat him with a remote control on his head, and every time she does that it will give 10% of charm to Jamie)
not forget to mention that he can sing!!!
has a sleepwalking problem when he was a kid (while he does that he poo in the bath)
NOT VERY GOOD AT WALKING
but very good at making girls forget how to walk
his irish accent is so SEXY
HE'S A MURDERER
(coz he's killing all the ladies)
note:
if you meet him, don't forget to breathe.
he is known for his roles in Fifty Shades movie as Christian Grey.
fun fact: HE'S SUPER HOT AND CHARMING (If you disagree, it means you haven't watch 50 Shades)
he have tons of funny story to tell you and graham norton loves him a lot.
once glued a fake hair to his "nut" (sometimes he's stupid but who cares? COZ HE'S SO HOT)
has 3 little girl, 2 older sister (one of them used to beat him with a remote control on his head, and every time she does that it will give 10% of charm to Jamie)
not forget to mention that he can sing!!!
has a sleepwalking problem when he was a kid (while he does that he poo in the bath)
NOT VERY GOOD AT WALKING
but very good at making girls forget how to walk
his irish accent is so SEXY
HE'S A MURDERER
(coz he's killing all the ladies)
note:
if you meet him, don't forget to breathe.
by CaLoki_Grey November 23, 2021
Get the jamie dornanmug. An autistic ass kid, who loves music and sits his ass home all day. Doesn’t like to have fun just jerks himself off 24/7.
If you find a Jamie run tf away!
If you find a Jamie run tf away!
“OH FUCK ITS “Jamie”!!
by Damn nice cock November 23, 2021
Get the Jamiemug.