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fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
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digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster
by Santadude October 18, 2008
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Jelly Fart

A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!
by PooBumJellyFartWee June 12, 2011
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Fart Nazi

A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.

The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!
by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015
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Kairu's Farts

Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.
Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.
by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019
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Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"
by penneturtle December 2, 2019
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Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.
Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
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