Onion

Someone very stupid; Has the IQ level of a vegetable.

Person 1: Did you hear ____ got caught vaping in the school bathroom?
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion

by sofiee77 February 24, 2025

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008

Onion Bhaji

When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert

The queue for this ride is so long… onion bhaji though init

by Gaz the Gecko May 4, 2022

Onion dough-spin

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.

"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"

by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

Onioning

To make a promise to do something and then refuse out of a claim of complications or disagreement that never happens.

"He's not onioning his way out of the interview."

by NatrixMonster March 31, 2020

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019