Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ July 2, 2005

Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo September 14, 2008

Zwonk

(verb) for a male to get covered with cum by another male, against his will.

"Dude stop it!!! I don't like dick!! Stop zwonking me!"

by AreWeTight July 21, 2009

zwoops

Pretending that one cares about the mistake they made.

Zwoops. I forgot to pick up my mom at the paper. Sue me.

by kruppster October 11, 2011

zookeeper's bucket

A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others

"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey

by Monkswell September 30, 2022

Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr January 1, 2010

Znookie

Any person who writes program for web sites and in paticular on line social networking sites. IF the owner is a Znookie ~ he or she is known as the Head Znookie.

um since you do not want advert of paticular sites I likely can not give an example here......
The Znookie had problems with coding the current profile and found bugs immediately.

by sensuallyKatey October 4, 2006