Zoomphobia

An irrational fear of meetings on Zoom.

Dick: Man, did you see how Harry behaved during that Zoom call?
Tom: Yeah! It looked like he was decompensating before our very eyes! His eyes were darting and popping like a caged animal!
Dick: A classic case of Zoomphobia, don't you think?

by xtc283 November 8, 2021

Zompapereta

A insult in the strict neapolitan italian language used to define:
1 a whore
2 a deceased female grandparent insulted for her sluttiness

"mocc a chella cess ZOMPAPERETA e nonnt"
"Go to hell with your whory grandma"

by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021

Zoomphile

One who is attracted to donkeys and uses Zoom for video calls and conferences.

I am not only a zoophile, I am a Zoomphile! —the CEO of Zoom.us

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

Zompoc

It a term often seen online zombie apocalypse It's often used instead of typing "zombie apocalypse" because that is too long write multiple times

Me: I have an idea on how to survive an zompoc

Her: get out of my house

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Zomped

Exhausted; extremely worn out.

Man I was zomped after my second Ketamine treatment. Third one was MUCH better after taking Zofran at the start.

by MoparDaddy October 17, 2022

Zoompoint

A peak of adrenaline and a feeling of disconnection from reality

I feel im in a constant state of zoompoint.

by Masteryistbat October 21, 2022

Zoomp

Zoomp means to collapse a group of columns or rows in MS Excel

Angel asked Jimmy to Zoomp the rows during the MS Teams meeting. Jimmy zoomped the rows so that those rows were now hidden.

by ViperVenom March 13, 2024