zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
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Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
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It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
Charlie: Will you give me a blowjob?
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!
Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!
Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
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I should be working on HarvardConnection, but instead I'm going to zuckerfuck the shit out of the Winklevoss twins by working on Facebook. P.S. I'm an ugly Jewish fag.
by bennycreative March 8, 2011
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2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
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Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
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