When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023
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A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community hebrew academy of toronto wallenberg campus, but currently residing at york university. will often have interests in jessica alba, liverpool fc and other south africans.
seldom quite.
A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community hebrew academy of toronto wallenberg campus, but currently residing at york university. will often have interests in jessica alba, liverpool fc and other south africans.
seldom quite.
by cokezeroisfuntodrink June 7, 2009
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Get the Zoncher mug.Mr. Wilcox (11th Grade Physics Teacher): You better do zorhcy on the next test, Wallace, if you don't want to be zorched out of existence.
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