A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday
Zelda Zonk is a legend.
by jfp50 February 07, 2018
A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.
by Young Eugeezy February 06, 2006
A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".
I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!
by Googles January 22, 2004
by dodobird736 June 12, 2009
by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005
Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
by Montoronator September 24, 2019
When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.
by Weenman September 07, 2018