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zelda zonk

A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday
by jfp50 February 7, 2018
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zonk boy

A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.
Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?
by Young Eugeezy July 16, 2008
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Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".
I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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zonk out

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.
Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.
by dodobird736 June 11, 2009
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zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.
Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.
by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005
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Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party
by Montoronator September 24, 2019
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Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.
Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."
by Weenman September 6, 2018
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