Zuckeritis

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."

by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013

Zuckerberg

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.

After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.

Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.

My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.

by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

Zuckered

a) to be outsmarted, financially, by a partner - generally in business - so as to result in a huge gain for one and huge loss for another

b) to get outmanouvered in a business partnership where one gives his time, toil and/or treasure and the other uses it to his advantage, without necessarily rewarding the 'partner'

Eduardo Savarin got zuckered by Mark Zuckerman in The Social Network with the result Eduardo got back his investment in Facebook - US$ 19,000! The rest, as they say, is history!

Watch The Social Network - fabulous movie of the 'technology age'.

by IGotZuckered November 14, 2010

Zackery

A guy with a very big dick and when girls have sex with him he makes it hard to walk the next day

Girl 1: I had sex with Zackery last night and he made it hard to walk
Girl 2:Ik what I’m doing tonight

by Mood._.edits September 17, 2018

zuckerberg

to promise someone that you'll keep their secrets, then share them later when it suits your purposes.

Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.

by Bookfaced May 13, 2010

Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.

Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg

by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011

zuckerburged

The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.

I tried to respond to his post with a link to the science, but I was zuckerburged.

by truthdoc182 January 30, 2018