rizza and zinger

When two people love each other very much but can't bring themselves to tell others or each other.

SECRET LOVE <3
"oh they're so a rizza and zinger"
"ikr, everyones knows they like each other but they wont admit it"

by Jkaps November 26, 2013

Ramsay Zinger

A joke so hilarious only the person telling it is able to comprehend it and find it amusing. Typically told by Ramsay as he is far too intellectual for the common man.

Unsuspecting Victim Studying Biology- "What is the pupil?"
Ramsay-"A pupil isn't part of the eye, it is what a teacher teaches!" A rim shot goes off in the background.
Everyone Around- "Wow! That was a Ramsay Zinger and a half!"

by Pigscouldfly December 30, 2020

pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010

Food Zinger

When you reach for more food, but forgot that you ate it all.

1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"

2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"

Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...

Girl #1: "Oh..."

Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!

by RadioactiveTitanium September 14, 2013

Lemon Zinger

1. A tasty tea beverage.
2. To Splash urine in one's face and say "zing".

1. Mmm that is some good lemon zinger.
2. Yo that bitch was asking for it so i gave her a lemon zinger.

by Haksaw March 7, 2014

The Stinging Zinger

During sex with a random girl and wearing a condom, you put something spicy on your dick. Ie. Tabasco, Franks red hot, chili flakes will stick as long as you have on a lubricated condom. Once this has been completed, re-insert and you're partner of love shall experience The stinging Zinger

Warning: Clear room of all makeshift weapons, don't do this to someone you care about, and most of all, do not attempt with out wearing protection.... Be cool, wrap your tool.

I got hot sauce on my bed from giving her The Stinging Zinger

by kr33p3r November 22, 2009

The Zinger

While having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, ejaculate inside of her. Afterwards, pull out and have her suck the reddish cream off of your penis. It slightly resembles the popular "Zinger" snack cake. Also, if you do this procedure to a midget, its called a Strawberry Shortcake.

"Remember that chick from the club Friday night? I took her home and gave her The Zinger!"

by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009