zeran

Zeran is a word used to describe getting played by someone who presents good intentions with ulterior motives. For example, a person that knows you have feelings for them will take advantage of your feelings and ask you to be in a committed relationship while they keep making plans to get back with multiple exe’s behind your back. Behind closed doors they’ll tell you what you want to hear but they downplay your relationship to their friends, family and the world on social media. When you call them out on their shadiness they turn it back on you and try to make you out to be “crazy”.

“What happened between you two?”

“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”

by Datmoke May 3, 2021

MD Zwanzig Zwanzig

A chant that is said starting quietly while continually getting louder until you can't take it any more. Only to be sung while drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Very popular in Germany, hence the German word Zwanzig for 20.

md zwanzig, MD Zwanzig Zwanzig, MD ZWANZIG ZWANZIG, MD ZWANZIG ZWANZIG!!!!!!

by Krist Mahler May 12, 2007

Zelanie

A comedy (in a good way).

I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up.

by cheryle. August 12, 2006

New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.

usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.

by anabanana July 11, 2003

zwang

Something you should always yell when you do something sudden. Also good to apply when making contact to someones face with your fist, or delivering a snappy insult. Funny word, I thought I'd share it with you.

"ZWANG!"

"Yeah he gave me some lip so I zwanged him in the face"

"Your hair looks ridiculous!"
"ZWANG!"

"You suck dick! ZWANG MOTHERFUCKER! THAT'S FUCKIN' ZWANGAGE RIGHT THERE BITCH!"

"How ya day been homie?"
"Hangin' and zwangin'"

by SRJ=AOK August 2, 2007

Zeana

a really annoying girl who won't let her bf sleep

Bae I wanna sleep
Zeana no

by Pewduepie June 25, 2017

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006