Zapper

Slang term for the microwave.

When you want to cook a cheese quesadilla, just throw it in the zapper.

by TOXIKMETAL May 22, 2023

Zapper

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot.
Chad: Bro is she a stunner?
Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

by cunninglingusqueen July 5, 2023

zapper

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell

can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks

aw man i just had a zapper

by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023

Zarped

To be extremely tired, zonked, or eepy.

Bro, I'm so zarped, I stayed up all night.
I can't pull up to the function, I'm too zarped.

by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

Zarpet

Term in the Project Zomboid community for when the ground has been so thoroughly covered with zombie corpses, that it’s impossible to see the original floor.

“I spent a few hours at the mall in Louisville killing zeds. I gave the whole place a fresh new zarpet.”

by Cassinia September 9, 2025

Zarcerated

Zarcerated is the state of feeling trapped inside your own mind yet elevated beyond reality — detached, divine, and floating through the darkness like you already died and came back untouchable.

I’m so Zarcerated

by Zarskiii October 11, 2025

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010