fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

check your sources

something you should always do to make a valid argument.

girl: that's offensive

boy: check your sources
girl: ?

by not.yo.mamma February 19, 2017

punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Get your coat

To want to leave with urgency. To leave a social function in a huff or in anger

After being insulted by uncle Ted, mom stormed out of the room, saying Bob, get your coat we're leaving

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

by jac-h May 12, 2011

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021