getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy

"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"

by bongoman December 06, 2007

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

by Just Rhino April 12, 2017

shut your dick sucker

Another phrase for shut your mouth.

"you are an idiot"
You better shut your dick sucker

by Chris Culpepper August 08, 2006

Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011

Hoes gone be on your dick for that

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.

Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."

by Flownominal Jr. August 13, 2011

Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.

We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.

by The ultimate name caller September 02, 2014

Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.

"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008