Yoshi Hand

The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited

*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro

Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)

Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)

River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)

Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch

by StarsnBars4x4 December 27, 2008

Big Yoshi

Our lord and savior, the reason human kind is a thing. It is a superior being compared to us, its bodily figure is an immediate attraction.

Guy 1: thank you lord big yoshi
Guy 2: what is a big gosh I
Guy 1: "burns Guy 2 to death in the name of big yoshi"

by Near3301 April 27, 2019

yoshi plug

A sex stunt in which two trannies insert a plug into each of their buttholes and see who can last the longest without shitting

Oh my gosh, that yoshi plug yesterday lasted for six hours!

by juggfucker33 November 21, 2014

blue yoshi

A character in the Super Mario Brother Video Game Series. He is ridden by the other characters and deserves every minute of it. He is really the token bitch of the game. He sucks massive amounts of cock and absolutely LOVES to feel the warm jizz all over his face and in the back of his throat. He uses his long tounge to lick the taint while he fondles the head of the cock.

After realizing how gay Blue Yoshi was Mario and friends beat the fuck out of him and sent him packing. He took up residence in Lank Three South where he made money by sucking off almost all of the guys there. Kevin was the exception, he just watched and jerked off.

by GreaseTDP March 21, 2005

Yoshi's Cookie

A really cool name for a girl(who likes nintendo)'s pussy.

Erik:Damn, that Emily has a really well baked Yoshi's Cookie!
Derek:Wasn't that only released in Japan?

by Snesf00lz May 1, 2009

flying yoshi

A flying yoshi is an accidental sex act where a male is receiving oral pleasure and sperm is accidentally released into the nostrils of the partner, which is then rocketed out like a dragon blowing fire.

Last night ginger was giving me head and I accidentally gave her a flying yoshi. I felt bad, yet could not stop laughing.

by kious April 22, 2008

Big Yoshi

The guy who won’t tell you where the bloody cheese is

Wallace 1: "Look lads it's big yoshi! You gotta help us we can't find our cheese"

Big Yoshi: "There is no cheese..."

by I’m a mess November 16, 2019