the yoko theory

a yoko or "Yoko" refers to a woman of mediocre or comparatively acute artistic ability who becomes romantically involved with a successful and highly talented man. Her increased involvement in and influence on his artistic contributions and general habits leads to a great loss in credibility and artistic integrity, as well as financial loss and, in some cases, causing or introducing factors and situations that lead to the man's death, total ruin, and/or posthumous defamation of character (whether intentional or not).

-Yoko Ono Lennon (whom this term derives from), and her relationship with musician and political activist John Lennon of Beatles fame.
-Nancy Laura Spungen, and her relationship with musician John Ritchie (Sid Vicious) of Sex Pistols fame.
-Courtney Michelle Love, and her relationship with musician Kurt Cobain of Nirvana fame.

by Highlandheadbanger September 25, 2009

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John and Yoko

A slang term for marijuana, namely the pills. The name "John and Yoko" obviously refers to the late 1960's radicals John Lennon and Yoko Ono who were arrested on charges of posession of the narcotic.

Hey buddy, wanna try some John and Yoko? They say it's a gateway drug!

by Soapus July 24, 2006

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Yoko

1. A person who ruins friendships and ends close groups.

2. An outside force that causes the breakup of a friendship.
3. A person who comes out or no where and demands too much control in a group.

4. See Yoko Ono

A group of friends have been tight for many years until one girl gets a boy friend and decides that he must become part of everything the group does. This eventually leads to group arguments and the eventual breakup of the group. That boyfriend is a Yoko.

by Yuckoono April 19, 2010

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