by Mark D Smith January 6, 2004
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Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.
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by Carl May 2, 2004
Get the new yock mug.A small dog that resembles a toupee with legs. Its fur looks like something you would pull out a clogged drain in a bathtub. Often owned by overweight single women due to the fact that it doesn't need as much exercise as most other dogs.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Normal Dog Owner: What the hell is that mop trying to do to my dog?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
by goatinheaven May 23, 2006
Get the Yorkshire Terrier mug.1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef
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by black flag June 2, 2004
Get the yorkshire pudding mug.The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'
by AKJH December 25, 2007
Get the yonks mug.When in the act of making al-fresco doggy-style love near the top a cliff, taking one's partner closer to the edge so they push back out of fear, thus intensifying the pleasure. The extra "e" represents the Cliffe area of Holmfirth, a spot favoured by those of an outdoor baby-making persuasion, usually under the guise of walking the dog.
I went out walking t'whippet last night and treated me lass to a Yorkshire Cliffe Banger while I were there.
by KentuckyAndTheTrumpets November 17, 2011
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